Wednesday, 12 March 2008

Life Of Brian

Brian:What will they do to me ?
Ben the Prisoner:Oh you’ll probably get away with crucifixion.
Brian:CRUCIFIXION ?
Ben the Prisoner:Yeah, first offence.



Brian:Thank God you’ve come, Reg.
Reg:Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, we are not, in fact, the rescue committee. However, I have been asked to read the following prepared statement on behalf of the movement. “We the People’s Front of Judea, brackets, officials, end brackets, do hereby convey our sincere fraternal and sisterly greetings to you, Brian, on this, the occasion of your martyrdom.”
Brian:What ?
Reg:“Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate the parent land from the hands of the Roman imperialist aggressors, excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing, education, viniculture and any other Romans contributing to the welfare of Jews of both sexes and hermaphrodites. Signed, on behalf of the P. F. J., etc.” And I’d just like to add, on a personal note, my own admiration, for what you’re doing for us, Brian, on what must be, after all, for you a very difficult time.


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